||[Mar. 30th, 2007|09:51 am]
K so basically,
Once upon a time, Ellie was getting it from a chair leg while Kei was strapped to the ceiling fan. He spun around a few times then jumped onto her, cupping his ballsin her mouth and slamming his FAT CAWK onto her face.
Baby gravy flew everywhere and they got some into Shige's eye so they figuered they might aswell give him an angry pirate,so they smashed his leg with a mallet.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand then Ellie adopted a korean baby. But it was loud so they sold it for 20$ and bought cake.